It's a perfect day
To band together with a group of outcast nerds,
Who are all pawns of the Japanese
If they enjoyed raping Japan
But not any other part of the world,
Then they would be classified as....
These otaku have one goal in mind (to destroy the evil power!)
In order to pretend to really be Japanese,
They not only need to cosplay or say stupid shit like,
"Kawaii desu ne" or "Sugoi" on a daily basis,
They need to infiltrate stores (that aren't Japanese!)
These days, kids aren't as innocuous or fun
Can you believe that they would degrade themselves like this?
Spray painting Walmart's cash registers and humping Home Depot's accessories
That's beyond inappropriate!
Or how about ghost ridin' into Radioshack while listening to Dir en Grey?
What world is this we're living in anyway!?
Now lemme ya tell a lil' something
You folks are more troublesome than the Nazis (he went there)
In Adam Guerilla's bible, one commandment read,
"Thou shalt not be a flaming weaboo and vandalize non-Japanese property!"
The cops must be suffering from Japanitis right about now
Do yourself a favor and kill yourselves
Even If I'm not an Asian or whatever,
Why is it that I must be arrested?
Have I committed one single crime!? Nuh-uh!
You so-called anime fans are trying your hardest,
To end up in an area that will critically discipline you
All of the employees at Target, Walmart, Piggly Wiggly, etcera
They'll chase you to the end of the world if they have to
Most of us would celebrate
All you Japan-obsessed fiends will die behind bars
Nobody really cares if you're human deep inside!
It's like if Tom Green got thrown in jail for being a humorless prick
In nearly all of our songs, we throw profanity around
And yet the police never arrested us; 'cause we have fun with what we do!
Weaboos all possess superiority complexes and try to prove loyal to Japan
Should've rethought your "sneaking in stores at night" idea
It's not a crime if no one finds out? It's on the news, idiots!
It's not a crime if you don't get caught? At this point, you must be trolling!
THIS IS WHY THE INTERNET SUCKS!
- Length: 4:46
- Genre: Avant-garde metal, art rock, progressive death metal
- Producer: Tue Madsen
- Band performance: Osmosis
- Marco Simmer - Lead vocals, keyboards, turntables
- Adam Guerilla - Lead guitar, lap steel, programming
- Ash Beale - Bass guitar
- Phoenix Laston - Rhythm guitar, backing vocals
- Corey Farrell - Drums, percussion
- The title of the song is a reference to Nyarko-san: Another Crawling Chaos.