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Down below are the lyrics to Osmosis' track, "Have Fear, Aquaman Is Here!", taken from their seventh full-length studio album, Soul Society.

LyricsEdit

I'm under the sea of terror

I was born a merman, and I'm very ashamed of it

Why couldn't I just be the damn Boogeyman!?

At least he doesn't harness the power of fish (I hate fish)

Dolphins are mammals, which means they can be considered cool

A certain someone says that we could use whales

You know what I say?

Bull to the piss-swimming shit!


(pre-chorus)

I once encountered a massive fish

A malicious grin was on my face

In other words, that fucking fish needed to fear me


(chorus)

The rage is building up inside me

What an exuberant sense of anger (it's all Aquaman's fault)

By watching Super Friends, I knew that species was to cease from existence

Why don't you help me?

After all, it is Aquaman's fault!


WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALES

(x2)


Now I'm stuck at an aquarium with my bestest pal

I'm better off performing a duet with Yoko Ono, because the fish here are pitiful

Black Manta should've ended Aquaman's life when he had the chance

That queer is the only reason fish are recognized

My friend and I pulled out our Death Notes

We wrote every single fish's name in them

Yep, I have a feeling they'll all die quickly


(chorus)

The rage is building up inside me

What an exuberant sense of anger (it's all Aquaman's fault!)

By watching Super Friends, I knew that species was to cease from existence

Why don't you help me?

After all, it is Aquaman's fault!


Even Seth MacFarlane can humiliate Aquaman

If Jews can get away with it, so can Christians and Agnostics

MacFarlane's shadow, Seth Green, is no different

Comparing Scrappy Doo to Aquaman's just like comparing Soi Fon to Shou Tucker

Whose idea was it to make a character with affiliations to crustaceans again?

Oh, well...

This just proves that SpongeBob is a Marty Stu by comparison


WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALES

(x4)


The only tolerable thing about fish is...

You get to devour them


Track detailsEdit

  • Length: 4:18
  • Genre: Alternative metal, funk rock, humorcore
  • Producer: Marco Simmer
  • Performance: Osmosis

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