The following page contains the lyrics to "Career Suicide", by the American metal band Osmosis. It is the eleventh track from the outfit's eighth full-length album, Yunoverse.


{The lead guitarist of Osmosis picks his cellphone up and sees the frontman's name as the caller ID}

  • Adam: "The fuck are you callin' me for at this hour???"
  • Marco: {imitating Kermit the Frog} "I just got word... that Minaj killed herself via motorboat, YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"

{Adam lets out a rather agitated sigh}

  • Marco: "Twerking is the #1 cause of death in Tennessee..."
  • Adam: "Look, Marc, I'm tryin' to write a song for the CD here. Can't concentrate with these prank calls!"

{Still speaking in a Kermit-esque voice, Marco sings part of a Nickelback tune}

'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
Livin' in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang o---

  • Adam: "SHUT UP!! Jesus, you're not even tryin' anymore, are ya!?"
  • Marco: {going back to normal voice} "Sorry, man! Shit, just wanted to lighten up the mood..."
  • Adam: "Do me a favor and never. Sell. Out.

{He hangs up the cell, almost to the point of sounding exasperated}

  • Adam: "That face paint fucked him up..."

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